Steve Martin Says
When Men Shop
When men shop the clerks come out in awe. The splendid men stooping for scarves and cologne. Forget the bargains and the layaways, for when men shop they go directly to the goods. "I'll take it with me!" say the men, "Don't need no help, I'll take this to the car meself!" Men can scarcely conceal how casually they regard their purchases . They toss them on the back of car seats, often braking them before they get home. The wives are never dismayed when they see what their man has bought. When men shop they set things right in their house-hold. What's the bowl without the spoon? What's the TV without the remote control whistle switch? And what will you do when you see him coming, approaching the counter with his checks and ID? Bring out the best, the back counter stuff and watch what happens when men shop.
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When men shop the clerks come out in awe. The splendid men stooping for scarves and cologne. Forget the bargains and the layaways, for when men shop they go directly to the goods. "I'll take it with me!" say the men, "Don't need no help, I'll take this to the car meself!" Men can scarcely conceal how casually they regard their purchases . They toss them on the back of car seats, often braking them before they get home. The wives are never dismayed when they see what their man has bought. When men shop they set things right in their house-hold. What's the bowl without the spoon? What's the TV without the remote control whistle switch? And what will you do when you see him coming, approaching the counter with his checks and ID? Bring out the best, the back counter stuff and watch what happens when men shop.
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